Homework

My friends, I have gathered you around the campfire of knowledge tonight for one purpose; to discuss the growing problem of homework. At first, it was a mere trifle of after school work, such as optional activities that needed to be finished, that didn't really matter. However, now, in the school year 2007-2008, the homework has reaped up onto worksheets, overnight essays and revisions that largly affect your grades, and (shudder) P.roblem O.f the W.eek. Yes, P.O.W., the same initials as in Prisoner Of War. In actuality, the two are not that different. Because, when you are doing it, you become a Prisinor Of Problem Of the Week. It's confusing, isn't it? A whole new acronym to add to the list. P.O.P.O.W. Identicle acronyms unite.
But back to the subject of homework. Just yesterday, I was given a homework assignment that she had forwarned us had been coming, yet there was barely anything we could do to prepare for it- we couldn't start. However, suddenly, there it was on the homework board- do (blahblahblahincoherenthomeworkcode) and it was very important.
You probably didn't learn much from this, so I give you ths lesson to pondor over when you grow old and begin to think of things- homework sucks like a bucket of ticks.